After a time she threw it up so high it fell; and it blew away, until it fell down into the sewer. The princess looked in after her pass, but it was very deep. She began to weep, and said, 'Nooooo how the fuck am I going to get home?'
Whilst she was weeping, a frog put its head out of the sewer, and said, 'What's wrong?'.
'Alas!' said she, 'what can you do for me, you nasty frog? My Metropass is gone.'
The frog said, 'Honey, no. I am not in the mood. So get your face together and listen. If you promise me you'll get me a fresh mixed salad, take me to the Roseland Ballroom, and stop weeping because it makes you look like you're pooping. I'll get your pass.'
She thought for a moment.
'Sure why not. This is only the 2th weirdest thing that happened to me this week' She said
The frog jumped back into the sewer. Moments later her came back with the Princesses pass, and tossed it to her.
'Put me in your purse.' The frog said. 'Wait! I see this is a Chanel knock off. Carry me.'
With that they went to the nearest establishment and bought a salad for the frog. Which the princess hand fed on the way to the theatre.
'Take me to the stage door please' said the frog. He hopped out of her hands at the stage door and said 'Wait here' and entered the theatre. 2 minutes later a chiseled, glittering, demigod appeared out of the stage door wearing nothing more than a glittery g-string. 'And now in return for you helping me to the theatre, here are some tickets for Broadway Bares XXII. I'm in it!'
'But wait! Were you- how were yo- you were just a frog!' said the princess.
'Oh that was a costume. Do you know how good Spider Man the musical's costume designers are? They are that good. I honestly don't know how they do it. Anyways tell me you'll come to the show.'
'Of course I will. Could I bring my friends?' Asked the princess.
'Of course! The more the merrier! Just promise me one more thing...bring all your ones. At the end of the show you can stuff it down my G-string!' He exclaimed.
They both threw their hands up in jubilation. Because that's the best way to end a story.
Anyways these are the nails I actually did for Broadway Bares when we were in NYC. A frog prince on my left hand and the prince in human and nearly naked form on my other hand.
I used China Glaze's Glittering Garland, and acrylic paint. For the crown I just used micro beads and a single rhinestone.
Close up on frog and crown. I really love how the crown turned out. Lasted 4 days!
I would tell people when you gave the frog a kiss he would turn into this. A n almost naked man :D That's my kind of fairy tale!
I used Chanel Graphite and on the accent nails I used a Nailene french manicyre polish, OPI's Over The Taupe and OPI's Absolutely Alice!
George and myself will probably each make a NYC trip post at some point this week and show you guys our hauls!
Also one more thing. I have a new camera and these were some of the first photos I took of my nails with them. I'm still getting used to it. But from now on all my pics will be somewhat passable.
Ps. Broadway Bares was AMAZING. Fairy tales will never be the same again. And I'm happy about that!