Thursday, 7 February 2013

The Valentine Nightmare

And yes I do realize that this may be someone else's dream.  But it is my nightmare.  It's not even a Valentines nightmare.  It's just a general nightmare at the moment.  I have no money, I'm selfish and I want to be able to sit in a unventilated room with my nail polish, without the worry it causing whatever rooted itself inside of me to keep it's tail and grow gills(THAT'S WHAT ☠POLISH☠ DOSE TO BABIES! FACT(that I made up)!)  One day in the future maybe.  But for sure not now.

As you could probably tell I'm not one for Valentines day.  My idea of romance is chicken wings with a side of Guinness.  I'm not a hearts and roses kind of girl.  So I really didn't know what to do.  I did a scientifically romantic one last year.  I'm pretty sure that was the only Valentine nail idea floating around in my head in general, because I had nothing this year.  I decided to do this because when you get down to the nitty-gritty of it this is a possible valentines day gift!

By the way if you still haven't figured out what this is it's a bunch of sperm Michael Phelpsing their way to an egg.

All I used for this was Essence Ultimate Pink,  OPI Lincoln Park After Dark Suede, and some microbeads and acrylic paint.

I have one more v-day mani.  It's less graphic and more distasteful.


 


 

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24 comments:

  1. Haleigh Jividen7 February 2013 at 01:27

    Best Valentines mani ever

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  2. The Lacquer Tracker7 February 2013 at 02:40

    Bahaha. Cracked up at "Michael Phelphsing".

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  3. Marias Nail Art7 February 2013 at 03:00

    Hahaha, you made me laugh :) I'm not a hearts and roses kind of girl either, so I love this one!

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  4. Mimi7 February 2013 at 04:09

    Hahaha this was great,you just made my morning a whole lot better:)awesome idea!

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  5. Jiawun - Beauty Nerd By Night7 February 2013 at 04:57

    Hahahaha! This made me laugh but you actually nailed it. Looks really nice :p

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  6. Sandra7 February 2013 at 07:17

    Haha, this is the most brilliant V-day's mani! :D

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  7. JulieDoesHerNails7 February 2013 at 08:59

    You are amazing! This is amazing! I'm a little jealous that I didn't think of it, but I'm really happy that you did because I'm enjoying it immensely!

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  8. Missy M (Gnarly Gnails)7 February 2013 at 13:23

    OMG - <3
    you.are.the.best.

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  9. FabbyNailedIt7 February 2013 at 15:54

    This is fantastic!! you even managed to make it look chic, sophisticated even! I love it!

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  10. FabbyNailedIt7 February 2013 at 15:55

    This is fantastic!! you even managed to make it look chic, sophisticated even! I love it!

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  11. Unknown7 February 2013 at 21:26

    OMG! I absolutely love it! if a man gave that instead of roses, women would actually have a love that lasted forever

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  12. Yun, The Polish Hideout8 February 2013 at 00:37

    Haha that is one awesome mani! :D

    ~ Yun

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  13. Rainbowify Me8 February 2013 at 01:15

    This is by far the funniest interpretation of a valentines day mani I've ever seen in my life. I love your sense of humour!! :D <3

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  14. Raggio di Luna8 February 2013 at 05:24

    This is the most strange and funny idea of Valentine's day manicure that I've ever seen! And it is perfect! :-) Great idea and great job! :-)

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  15. fingers8 February 2013 at 12:13

    There is something truly wrong with you and I LOVE IT!!! This is so wrong its awesome!!! You and I need to be BFFs!

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    1. Kas10 February 2013 at 16:57

      IRL you would either love me or or be really, really, really weirded out by me. Actually probably a combination :D

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  16. Unknown8 February 2013 at 12:31

    Hahahaha you would. This is glorious! And very direct...I like it.

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  17. nail crazy8 February 2013 at 13:26

    lol this is coolest mani ever, love it :D
    no additional explanations needed, the manicure is so recognizable ;)

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  18. Elizabeth9 February 2013 at 12:46

    Kas! I love this SO HARD. It's both full-on hilarious and really beautifully done. Bookmarking to show Husband, 'cause he's gonna love it too. ;)

    I wish you the beer-and-chicken-wing-iest Valentine's Day ever!

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    1. Kas10 February 2013 at 16:45

      Most of the time when someone says my manicure is good enough for a guy, I take that as the highest form of flattery. So thank you :)

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  19. Veronica Gorgeois9 February 2013 at 15:51

    Hi-larious. :P

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  20. JFloColman10 February 2013 at 16:45

    hahahah omg, you are the best!

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  21. Unknown11 February 2013 at 10:01

    I just found your blog and it is hilarious! I love your nail art and your sense of humour!

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  22. Cindi6 March 2013 at 18:54

    Well, that is different for sure. Ha ha ha.

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